spell ihop and add ness at the end

when your coworkers are an ex-couple and they're still in a love-hate relationship with each other

Don't even joke lad

being the first one seated on a plane feels crazy

flying is so hard when you gotta take care of 2 ppl gaaaaaadamn

in the philippines aint got shit to do guess im learning mahjong

my cousin is teaching me knife defense shit getting crazy its not even 8 am here yet

dawg wtf my cousin who's supposed to check on my cats hasn't done so at all and it's been a week and i find out this bitch is in fucking san francisco

i knew i didnt like this cousin for a reason man ffuck youuu

philippines is crazy our neighbor is some white dude from oklahoma

The petty thief is imprisoned but the big thief becomes a feudal lord

I feel like I'm wearing a hat, but I'm not

i think ive started my chef arc

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Go ahead. It's okay. I'm used to it. It doesn't even hurt anymore.