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Ryan

@rpc1929

rural girl šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ in a mid-sized city. For inquiries, please Venmo @theilluminati to receive a free new world order brochure, and exclusive bonus content!

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šŸ¤— when life is shitty remember exercise, community interaction, and positive thinking help but that it will be very hard to accomplish all at once šŸ¤—

šŸ¤— when life is shitty remember exercise, community interaction, and positive thinking help but that it will be very hard to accomplish all at once šŸ¤—
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I need this just for the cupholder but anyone who tries to eat a hot dog while shopping at a busy Costco deserves jail time

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I put my glasses in a special spot I wouldn’t forget about during the move that I ultimately forgot about. but I have contacts (they only accidentally canceled my policy, big whoops lol ā€œour badā€)

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no it’s cool, I just… the last ~7 guys I went on a date with were in open relationships, except for the one who I didn’t vibe with. Life’s great!

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Legally Blonde is actually a deep critical analysis of coastal bias in the United States but no one’s ready for that