Many don’t realize that the first people Hitler sent to his concentration camps weren’t everyday Jewish citizens, but his political opponents. So, when Trump rants about retribution, locking up his opponents, and giving them “very long sentences,” I can’t help but take him

This site is cooked

It’s Libbing Out Sunday. Who libbing out?

He’s teaching my daughter the rules of the beautiful game

.@HalieyWelchX my friend eric curtin is throwing a big birthday bash tomorrow, and we’d love if you came! If this post gets 1,000 likes, will you go tuah (that’s a hawk tuah pun lol) his party?

my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in

. Robert F. Kennedy Jr come and take it

This is so real

Before/after one (1) airplane stroopwafel

Congestion pricing is not compatible with my cookie habit. $18.75 - my cookie $9 - toll to pickup cookies in my SUV $600 - Car Insurance $200 - SUV maintenance $1,509.70 - Escalade monthly payment That's over $100 a day just for cookies. Kathy Hochul has ruined NYC.

You guys are all laughing at elon but it’s common knowledge that accidentally hitting the sieg heil is a side effect of the covid vaccine

the new pope has probably listened to yankee hotel foxtrot or is at least aware of its existence

I ENJOY WINE!

I enjoy wine and yap and this is the whole point and so does royse

Haven’t tweeted in a while. They turned the water off on a water slide while I was on it and I got stuck for months

Oasis day oasis day

Excited to announce I’ve been promoted to CEO of the cum store

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

Very cool thank you AI Overview

Would you guys be mad if I turned 31 today and enjoyed a tasty cup o coffee