THREAD. This is Clive. Clive grows fruit, vegetables, and flowers for local markets. This is Clive’s farm. Clive has lived here his whole life.

Blimey - Rishi Sunak is using the slogan “Let’s..rebuild the economy” Imagine his shock when he finds out he’s been chancellor for the last 3 years

This is brilliant.

Some people might have noticed that I disagreed the Bank of England’s decision to increase interest rates yesterday. It was completely irresponsible, but what happens now? Let me offer some opinion on that and a comprehensive plan to get us through this mess. A thread…..

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

The new question is…will there be a kettle shortage? 🤔

Personally, I’d rather see stadiums belting out the national anthem & that image beamed around the world, showing us as a strong and passionate nation.. rather than close lots of things for days and silence. Just my opinion.

Does banning junk food deals make any proper impact on obesity rates? I doubt it. The answer is not always more Government. We need to educate and empower individuals to make their own positive decisions to get active and lose weight, not attempt to control their behaviour.

Pretty good demonstration of trickle down economics 😅

Every time I go to Nando’s, why 🤦‍♀️

Turns out vaccine passports weren't just morally reprehensible, but also totally pointless. Who knew? Well actually, lots of us...

listen to her explain the Van Gogh soup protest. she’s got a point, no?

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Meet Rishi Sunak, Britain's new PM who is only 42, meaning he'll probably serve well into his 42-and-a-halves

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Right, I’m done. 3 months ago, I was tasked with writing an article detailing “20 Transphobic JK Rowling Quotes We’re Done With” After 12 weeks of reading her books, tweets, full essay & finding the context of these “quotes”, I’ve not found a single truly transphobic message🧵

Let me break down for you the current rail dispute between the @RMTUnion and Network Rail and the 14 other train operating companies. The following tweets will contain information that the media and the politicians are conveniently not telling you. Have a read. A THREAD! 🧵

Imagine your step mum throwing a party… And inviting two men that publicly and relentlessly slate the shit out of your wife.

The media are calling today's strikers 'greedy'. But I've never met a teacher with £27m parked in an offshore trust in Gibraltar.