I hate when mfs ask me to hang out in nyc when I’m actively blasting that I’m on the other side of the planet on all platforms. Like….. Are you even perceiving the persona I’m actively projecting to 100’s of thousands of people?? pay attention please

Just busted a nut underneath the aurora borealis

Ima fart on the plane idgaf

PLEASE-

Chat is it normal to cum in like 3 seconds if I think ab giving head or eating ass

Y’all I got blocked on Spotify #legendary

who’s mommys good boy

My offer got accepted for my dream loft, I practiced radical self love, meditated, DJed 3x, went to gym for 3 hours, got an 80 minute massage after, and am now out eating sushi by myself. How am I ever going to find someone that treats me better than I already treat myself. The

Guys I just got hit by car

Ankle socks in the gym should put you on a government watch list

Gyming after having an insane vasovagal response (doctor almost called an ambulance) & going temporarily blind whilst getting my ear unclogged (my eardrum sliced open & slurped out)🧍🏼‍♀️kind of a beast or whatever idk (I refused to do the 2nd one bc I actually thought I was dying)

Full moon tn

Nude beach hype. A guy behind us was posted up jerking off. I chased him off screaming whilst wielding an umbrella spike

Roux Best notifications on Twitter.

Pledge allegiance

If you leave me alone in your room with your dog I WILL take nudes with it

Padme shirt yay or nay

If you see five scratches across my chest mind your business (I just edged for an hour and clawed the shit out of myself when I came)

I want 2 boyfriends

freshly shaved who want me