"The thought of booking a table for one at Shanahan’s on the Green got me through my prison sentence." Today's column... irishtimes.com/podcasts/ross-…

I will be talking to Roisin Ingle about the final book in the Ross series, 'Don't Look Back in Ongar', on Saturday, 9 November, at 1.15pm in Dublin Castle, as part of the Dublin Book Festival. Tickets here... dublinbookfestival.com/event/dont-loo…

Really looking forward to this. If you're in town this Saturday, pop in.

You heard the dude.

Sorry, WHAT the focking fock?

We might almost say it’s a Red Line issue.

Strong stort to the toy show.

Kielty wearing a Belvo scorf.

I’m already an emotional mess.

I’m about ready for the Offaly child with the farm set.

A timely reminder that everyone in the North knows how to line dance.

I should have been the kid surprised by Johnny Sexton. I’d have fainted.

This trolley dash is how my children go through Smyths on a normal day.

A masterclass from Kielty.

Still time to get a tree in STMC for yer Stoneybosher gaff ⁦Ross O'Carroll-Kelly⁩ ⁦Paul Howard⁩ ⁦Irish Times Culture⁩ ! ⚔️🎅🎄😁

"I remember Past Ross thinking, you need to stort being nicer to Future Ross. He’s a genuinely good bloke." Today's column and audio... irishtimes.com/podcasts/ross-…

"There are some things that I need to say – especially with this being my last Christmas.” Today's column and audio... irishtimes.com/podcasts/ross-…

My homage to The Bear Christmas special. Today’s column… irishtimes.com/podcasts/ross-…

He’s obviously saving Don’t Look Back in Ongar for the Christmas holliers.

'To All the Girls I've Loved Before'. My new stand-up show - part of the Dalkey Book Festival - this Saturday night in Fitzpatrick's Castle, Killiney. A limited number of tickets left. So be quick.