What's happening to you

him

Bill Clinton ought to be able to serve another term

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one

Sometimes I think that the only way you can get stupider is to get bigger

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put

You bum a smoke from your third grade kid

You use baling wire to keep your car door closed

Your home has more miles on it than your car

Blessed is he who has reached the point of no return and knows it for he shall enjoy living

I bought a water bed and filled it with gasoline

If you can't accept losing, you can't win

Midlife has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around

The back of Yo mama's heels are so ashy it looks like she been kicking up flour