Theatre whiteboard reading like the t-shirt nicknames of a stag do in Faliraki

Hi Wes Streeting appreciate you have your hands full trying to right a NHS ship that has been almost driven into the rocks by the last government, but every year I have been a doctor there is some ridiculous administrative error which has a huge impact on resident doctors lives.

Freeloaders? You need to remember who your fucking friends are Pete Hegseth.

Joey Barton once threatened to sue me. I called him out for calling the brutal racist murder his brother committed ‘just a fight’ Where are all of you lads who piled on & encouraged him, and attacked me in the most disgusting misogynistic terms, now? RIP #AnthonyWalker

MPs getting a 2.8% pay rise is indefensible when the Chancellor is set to announce the biggest cuts to disability benefits on record tomorrow. It’s simple: MPs can just donate the extra pay. I’m giving mine to disabled people’s organisations & urge my colleagues to do the same.

"(all) minorities are incompetent" is essentially the personality of the entire white supremacist right but it took less than two months to paint themselves into a corner with that mindset

Police are hunting for a man after a mum & her 3 kids were physically assaulted & racially abused at East Acton Tube station on Sun March 9. The man repeatedly punched the woman's teen son in the face leaving his nose & mouth bleeding. He also punched the mum before leaving.

when the SHO asks why we're not using propofol.

Prof Tom Solomon CBE I remember being your SHO, and after doing YOUR clinic I asked you to complete an assessment for my portfolio, to which you respond “no sorry I don’t do those.” If you couldn’t do that for your juniors, I doubt you’ll do much for doctors in general. DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS PERSON.

As a new FY1, having just certified my very first death - on a very, very, long night shift - I made myself a cup of NHS tea. The nurse in charge subsequently threatened me with disciplinary action for ‘stealing’. As a new ICU Registrar in Aus, I was asked for my address - so

holy fuck this is some takedown.

and Rigsby from Rising Damp

Your da does the FUSIC vascular access module.

is the signal someone's missus getting a black eye?

When the F1 asks what "exactly" you're looking for in the blood test results.

ooh ooh i know this. is it getting rid of nitrous and sorting your plastics?