“I know he dyin…67” 🤯🤯🤯

Can anyone confirm for me that Azealia Banks finally got the boot from Twitter I repeat can anyone confirm

If we’re going to be sexing than you better start flexing

no chatgpt for me, I will retain my sense of curiosity and wonder by not seeking answers

I want a man with the lisp in my ear this holiday season is that too much to ask for??????

the new Avatar movie looks amazing

Going to the club to bust some dance moves that no one has ever busted before

The hilled version

Buzz McAllister is definitely a Turning Point USA proud boy

Dickies for Christmas I’ve been crowned the families official dyke 🫅

Got an electric toothbrush for Christmas and I must say I actually enjoy the manual labor that I put forth in brushing my chomps. I don’t think I need this battery in my mouth

There’s a clock on the wall and it ticks when I don’t like to watch

106 by Ornaj Goodman sounds like one of the math word problems that you have to reread 212 times in order to understand it & find the answer

That's awesome. Thanks Ryan

We are the Coopers just for the Timothee Chalamet

“You scared the dickens out of me” like ugh I wish that could happen but nope the body keeps a score 🙂‍↔️

I liked this tweet and then unliked it real quick because I remembered how Monique got caught up with her over an instagram like

I know you’re reading my Twitter still & I know you have my nudes spank banked still & I know you have a girlfriend now & I know she’d throw up if she knew that & you know that too