FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. IN 10 YEARS OF MY CAREER. MY CAT DECIDED TO JUMP ONTO MY LAPTOP, I TRIED TO MOVE HER BUT HER FOOT CLICKED THE MOUSE AND THE TWEET WAS POSTED. ON A COMPANY ACCOUNT. 😭

Tonight's video is up and an incredulous WELL DONE to anyone who guessed it'd be about AI just from a burning chessboard! Impossible mode: Guess what this Thursday's video is about just from this...

Imagine if I'm not asked to be on this 💀

Matt Rose Just watched poop cruise, was actually pretty good

Like all the big YouTubers tonight I'm taking on the VIRAL chew elastic bands sniff a lemon hotdog get hit by a dodgeball challenge! #chewelasticbandssniffalemonhotdoggethitbyadodgeballchallenge

My sincerest apologies but…

My GOD, this is art at its highest form. Fackin love it. youtube.com/watch?v=p5AUko…

“Yo is Google coming tomorrow?” “I dunno I’ll ask em”

Just tried signing off a text to my Mum “lots of love” but slightly mistyped and autocorrect changed it so I instead ended with the declaration I am the “Lord of Love” 💀

A reminder that sadly there's NO MATT ROSE MONDAY TODAY 💀 I am doing a big house move which is taking up all of my time, so wave goodbye to the old place! I'm not sure when I'll return but it won't be too long, and we'll have a brand new house to get drunk and start fires in.

It has been 1,460 days since I made a Sprite lasagna.

Just returned home from a stag do to be informed, in my absence, my son played with the TV remote, pressed some mysterious combination of buttons, and now we can only get a single TV channel which is one that plays non-stop Classic Eastenders 💀