İsrael

bitches love blaming they zodiac sign "ima asparagus" bitch you a hoe

(at the health store) One health please

So much noise. I want to hear my ongoing inner monologue but feels like sabkay maslay zyada baray hain.

I'm telling you this grok logo looks like the black hole illustration.

I hate pigeons.

Also fun fact: ever wondered how orcas sleep when they have to resurface every 15 min or so to breathe? That's cuz they use unihemispheric sleep phenomenon where half of their brain sleeps at one time and they keep alternating between the two. They are never fully gone like us.

I'm ready to tag along Bertie Gregory on his expeditions as his personal coffee maker only if he takes me. 😭 I mean I hate caffeine but I'll learn.

I can't for the life of me sit still when I'm in a meeting. That's me trying to focus.

Iran was in drought for decades. No rain. Not an inch. After they attacked the rain seeding installations in Arab countries, their drought ended in 5 days. You put two and two together.

Pakistan @ peace talk

Now that Trump has stopped his delegates from travelling to Pakistan and Iranian delegation has left, I have a question- why was life made hell for Islamabad and Pindi's residents? Who is responsible for the billions in losses to the earners of these cities? Any answers?

they did a false flag assassination attempt not for the iran war but to justify the white house ballroom i’m dying hahahaha

Every time Trump’s poll numbers drop:

warm regards? in this weather?

The goal of the game UNO is to have no cards you fucking idiot.

depression at 15: if things get really bad i can just kill myself depression at 25: if things get really bad i can just get a master’s degree