Going to therapy when feeling bad: Focus on bad thoughts to understand/compartmentalize them a little better. < Doing push-ups when feeling bad: Bad thoughts go away, plus I get a sick midday pump.

3 months no booze. I am herculean.

I can't believe Trevor Moore died the EXACT same way David Carradine died 😭😭😭

People who say, “life is short, just be happy.” Have yet to acknowledge the emptiness that comes from chasing after that very temporary brain chemical. Chase something with a greater purpose. Something with actual merit.

Viagra Boys is music for frog people.

For y'all that don't know, I take good photos. Book me instagram.com/ropesphotos/

Junior Retreat rules. My photos rule. Who could have seen this mesh of forces coming? instagram.com/ropesphotos/

Deleted Twitter for 10 months now I'm a trillionaire thats jacked and listens to audiobooks on 2x speed. Gonna eat $100 bills for dinner tonight.

17 days no shower. Take that big soap.

Smoking crack at Hobby Lobby

Every male photographer that specializes in boudoir is chronically horny.

Gonna join the Yakuza so I have more friends to play mahjong with.

Asking people for cigarettes then eating them out of their hand.

Asian Elvis

Hey bro your band's Instagram page follows about 375 too many highschool girls

Getting all my baby teeth surgically reattached

Your child doesn’t have ADHD, hes just been eating artificial food coloring for breakfast the last 6 years of his life

I’m ready to fight the bad guys