“girl fuck you” is gender neutral

I believe all women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally.

Where can I find those families that say, "Take this $2m and stay away from our son " ?

“The Visitor” 1944 Here’s why Caroline’s crayon lithograph may have been Beyoncé’s choice: This piece of artwork depicts “death knocking at the door” with literal pieces of scrapes from WW2. Firstly, process of lithograph is telling: metal, simple principles, own signature…

If I call you my friend that means you’re allowed to (respectfully) tell me about myself. I don’t wanna be friends with no kiss ass.

God forbid a girl be both princess and a menace 🙄

I think on Mother’s Day the kids should be with the dad and Father’s Day the kids should be with the dad.

As an former fetus, i can assure you that if my mom aborted me I wouldn't know nor give a fuck.

$85 … when I’ve never spent more than $50 ….😡

I NEED people to remember: YOU being able to afford it does not make it affordable. Wtf.

Quickly — what does the “Met” in Met Gala stand for, beloved?

You cannot teach consideration

🎀 planet clarke 🎀 Finally, an honest wine review. Sommeliers out here describing ‘earthy tannins with a whisper of regret’ while your cousin just says the quiet part loud: it tastes like a construction site had a stroke.

latifah

when the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

I think peace changes your taste in people completely.

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

but since you know that the highest form of love is consideration, how come you never consider yourself?

Happy Mother’s day to these queens!❤️