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they’ve been calling me “the cheekiest chef in glasgow”

Toxic Waste m’lord?

making this my pfp and changing my username to CaldonTheMovieGuy

Father’s Day tomorrow. Think I’m getting given coal from my lot this year. Haha only kidding… at least I hope I am (I’m looking at you Jax 🤨) But to get a little corny for a sec; watching those rascals become the people they are today has been the greatest gift of them all.

caldon No need to swear Anthony!

going on a first date and asking if you can hotspot your android tablet off her phone to check shit

fucking useless

if I get to heaven I want to sit down for at least a few millennia to devour course after course of chinese starters with this don

it’s shite but it literally never surprises me when I find this out about any famous person. gotta be a zionist or a cannibal or something or else you’re not a real celeb.

gonna start telling folk carmella from the sopranos also voiced lois griffin

thinking about getting back on sertraline

I’ve gotten to the point where I actually prefer most Greggs stuff cold. unsure if this is my tastes maturing or if I’ve just been beaten into submission like some Victorian peasant lapping up their precious gruel

you all know I like to have a laugh but today I mean business.

pepe’s piri pri is healthy