I take solace in knowing if my life goes to shit I can always open a mid-tier bjj gym in an affluent location (Miami, LA, etc) and cater to wealthy house wives who want a handsome man manhandling them

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AP, a 99.9th percentile athlete….Not looking great vs Rando (who’s def trained) Yet you think benching 3 plates and having 8% body fat makes you a mean mf Or is that just what your bf tells when he’s caressing you 😭 Train or just another victim 🤷🏽‍♂️

As the world’s largest penis owner, I have analyzed every ideology and philosophy. I conclude that all organized religion is fake and gay.

“On a primitive level, if the ref wasn’t in there, he would have killed me. I don’t take that that lightly” If this doesn’t resonate with you, we are not the same. It’s not “bUt yOu wIlL nEVeR bEaT jOn jOnEs” It’s primal. You get it, or you don’t.

Serena over Djokovic is pure comedy Also, love Ali but he’s far from consensus boxing GOAT. More like Mcgregor for MMA in most iconic/prolific

SPOILER The beautiful irony of this tweet is twink Timothee is essentially the V1 of the Kwisatz Haderach (messiah/god-like being) only to be replaced by the fully perfected version, who happens to be the epitome of Chad

I’ll put it like this: If you didn’t have a conspiracy phase in your life you’re an idiot. But, if you couldn’t figure out what evidence is, how investigations are done, and the intellectual capacity to grow out of that phase… You’re even dumber than an idiot; brainrot.

Unfortunately buddy, when you use conspiracies to get into positions of power, those same conspiracies will eventually consume you. Either mentally similar “ish” to Putin, or externally. As FBI director you eventually had to live in reality at some point. You see how the

That 99% of people QT’ing this are just projecting in regards their own sexual insecurities and should touch grass (and boobs)

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A psychopath with deploy these reflexively, ham fisted. A cudgel. A narcissist will proactively, abundantly, and with surgical execution. An assassins blade. A Mach will use them with precision, but only in high-leverage situations. A drone strike on a high profile target.

And this is how Maison du Coq was born

Gm I am once again in the lab studying and uncovering new, brutalizing ways to torment the blue belts

Best in the business!

All groceries MUST be brought from the car into the kitchen in one trip. Or you’re weak and gay

Literally me clowning my wife’s friends’ husbands when they start telling me “That shit wouldn’t work on me bro, I would just see red”