I fucking hate seeing friends/coworkers in the gym. Absolute fucks up my workout flow. I can't help but yap, and it ruins my regimented rests.

Hiring Syd to take my boudoir photos

Thank you for agreeing to spotlight my cock and provide some Photoshop "enhancements"

gooning all night is considerably more honorable than talking to AI btw, and yes i know about the hentai

why talk to AI when you could be gooning? why generate awful fake plagiarized “art” when you could be gooning? why do a voice call with a creepy synth when you could be gooning? PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR JUNK FOR THE GOOD OF THE WORLD

This is false: Nuke Chemical EE/ME/CE equal [All other engineers] Being hit by a bus Civil Software Industrial MASSIVE GAP Engineering Management

My God, man. WHOEVER sees this quote tweet, please click that link and read this when you can.

Like chewing a fresh-caught tire.

Yeah!

Yeah something is seriously wrong with my knees. Did like a 15" depth jump and had to stay down for 10+ seconds. Instant searing pain in both knees.

Eve Fartlow remains undefeated

Back where I belong