Are you part of the best generation to ever live? 😎😎

If you're insecure about the amount of men your gf has slept with simply go out and fuck more men than she has

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Who agrees?

The smarter and weirder she is the more brains you have to f**k out.

I think Spotify knows I’m high

"...at Coldplay concert"

Is it illegal to shoot people in public with a bb gun? Mostly creepy men?

This imprint was on the chaise lounge chair on my back patio this morning. Whomever it was please come back!

I’m starting to believe humans are the aliens on earth.

Should I feel like a loser because I still roll and smoke and everyone around me vapes or eats gummies?

If you think all of the doctors and scientists are wrong but an ex heroin addict with no medical background that collects roadkill while nursing a brain worm is the right one, please don’t procreate

Talking to my nipple like “what is it, girl? What are you pointing at?”

hi whats going on here

Date moms over 40. They’ve got shit to do and don’t waste time with BS. If they want to fuck you’re going to fuck, then she’ll give you a fruit roll up on her way to taking a kid to soccer practice

Faking orgasms just encourages you to keep getting fucked poorly

I have this terrible habit of liking all the dumb posts on FB when I’m high

The people who say they want those cute fluffy cows as pets but are still eating beef for dinner, I don’t understand….

Humans worship anything that appeal to our senses. musicians, chefs, athletes, artists…..