Someone get me on the phone with Rupert Murdoch so I can negotiate the contract for Pam Blondi to get the 4 am slot on Fox News.

Swift Question: if the turf is labeled as “good” why cancel the races?

NYRA like most of horse racing run by fucking morons. Turf will be dried up by race 6 .

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Not everyone in Saratoga is upset about the rain.

At Saratoga Saturday, races 5,6,9 and 12 are OFF the turf. The two stakes remain ON for now. The Diana moves to the Mellon.

Races 5, 6, 9, 12 are OFF THE TURF. The two stakes are on as of now with the Diana moving to the Mellon turf course.

Today’s featured race is the Grade 1 Dunkin’ Diana!

Be Your Best scratching from G1 Diana due to soft turf leaving a 5-horse field with no speed.

LOL the rails are down and the race isn’t for 7 hours.

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My picks for Diana Day at #Saratoga R1: 2-1-4-6 R2: 5-7-6-4 R3: 6-3-5-7 R4: 6-7-5-2 R5: 5-11-14-7 R6: 1-7-8-6 R7: 9-7-4-2 R8: 7-2 R9: 10-14 R10: 4-7-5-8 R11: 5-1-4-2 R12: 9-11-4-6 Make sure to play today's card and opt in to promos on NYRA Bets. #HorseRacingTips #HorseRacing

Tawny Port now scratched from Bowling Green. Field down to four if it remains on turf. The 3 MTOs have not yet been scratched.

All three dirt races so far today have been dominated by horses who spent most of their trips riding the rail. The top three in this race all rode the rail into the turn.

The claim has been voided.

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Runninsonofagun was pulled up in the NYRA (🎪) 10th. Per NYRA Veterinary Department, the horse was not moving well behind, no obvious injury and was provided a ride back in the equine ambulance

Look at the jockeys in the Diana, and there's no Irad or Jose. What a lineup. Matthew DeSantis Swift