CARLISLE I am bringing my brand new tour show to old fire station one week today If you saw me opening for Dan Nightingale and enjoyed it then be class to see you. Tickets here skiddle.com/whats-on/Carli…

You should only be allowed to own ONE car per household, according to The Guerilla King 😡

Selfish Bastard

For the greater good.

Got a reviewer in tomorrow so could really use some bums on seats for my show in Riyadh

Day 76 of mentioning MrBeast until he gives me £50k

Worrying your wife might find someone better if you die 😭🤣 The Guerilla King

DUNDEE My tour starts tonight in the wonderful Number 57. First show is SOLD OUT. Still a handful of tickets left for the late show. So show Storm Amy who is in charge and come along eventbrite.co.uk/e/mark-nelson-…

Day 78 of mentioning MrBeast until he gives me £50k

Day 79 of mentioning MrBeast until he gives me £50k

Ed Gein…

October 29th! I need to sell tickets … give it a share please … frogandbucket.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh…

Make racism great again.

I like the murals. A lad who has played 6 games for the club shouldn’t have a mural.

I love the summer...

LONDON

Day 82 of mentioning MrBeast until he gives me £50k

While we're all whinging about Liverpool FC the adidas look good but the quality is shocking

Day 83 of mentioning MrBeast until he gives me £50k

🌍THE WOKE NONSENSE WORLD CUP STARTS HERE 🏆 We're doing polls to pass the time on an international break again, this time we're deciding once & for all what the wokest thing in football is With the Gamban lads we're raising money for Bradford Burns Unit, details & vote🔽