“Maybe you shouldn’t have made it into an obstacle course if you didn’t want the cars to be smashed” absolute gold from Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky #allstardrivingschool

Saw this and for a split second thought “ Bloody hell, what’s he said?” joshwiddicombe

#TBT To when I wrote to Marin O’Neil when I was 7 to convince him and Leicester City to buy #GarethSouthgate and this was their reply! I knew he was a good un! Gary Lineker BBC Sport England #EURO2020 #England #footballscominghome

Football Association AND Oliver Dowden Sec of State DCMS. PM Boris Johnson.: Ban racists for life from all football matches in England* - Sign the Petition! chng.it/JvrDwQjw via Change.org UK

Had an absolute blast Prince Charles Cinema Thanks again! #meangirls #bitchalong #princecharlescinema

Not sure on what to make of the new Venom trailer. Last time he was in a film. It was 2007, I was 16, mega excited to see the new Spider-Man film. Imagine my surprise when most of it was about Mary Jane’s failing broadway career. #Ivebeenhurtbefore #VenomTrailer #Marvel

Genuinely thought that this was a PR disaster for Agnatha, Anni, Benny and Bjorn for a minute...