What’s better than the smell of thanksgiving cooking hands

Triscuits don’t get stale, they just get more triscuity.

Waka Flocka's "Flockaveli" is underrated both as an album and as an album name.

The week of rain doesn’t seem as bad when you get hit with that 30 second “is this the end?” earthquake

I know I’m just hangry but people need to stop “shooting content”

There should be an iPod nano but for Spotify. Small screen, only Spotify, pairs with AirPods, syncs playlists over Bluetooth. A “Spot”.

Ok ai music is here now and it’s better than me the jig is up

Why isn't mac n cheesy eggs more of a thing?

I love Costco, but Kirkland water is straight ass.

The highlight of my weekend was finding out there’s a season 2 of milf manor.

Business idea: cleaning lady that also can vocal engineer pro tools sessions. And nanny.

It's giving moon landing..

Couldn’t understand a word. The Celine Dion performance was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.

Somebody needs to make really really delicious protein cookies: “Boy Scout cookies”

Hear me out: corn and chocolate.

Florida is like one big west elm.

Breakfast burritos are overrated. In fact, all breakfast food is overrated. It's all about lunch.

Starbucks should rebrand their drivethru’s to Carbucks.

Caterpillars becoming butterflies is really so crazy.

Just discovered that the greatest joy in life is a hardware vocoder.