I need Willy Wonka walking down to his seats in Ashe double fisting Honey Deuces at 1 am like I need water.

Move over Johnny Rodgers. Move over Lyell Bremser. #Nebrasketball has its Game of the Century on Tuesday night.

20-0‼️ Nebraska finishes the game on a 44-17 run at Minnesota and continues its historic run 🌽

Work to do.

Tell your kids about Top 5 Nebraska.

This Big Ten Conference contract with Peacock is a joke. That’s not Rienk Mast.

Peacock’s analyst budget must be pennies that we’ve had the pleasure of listening to Colt McCoy and Nik Stauskas call games.

We learned more about Nebraska tonight than anyone else. The Huskers went to Ann Arbor without two of their top six players and outplayed Michigan for the majority of the game. There are no moral victories, but Fred Hoiberg's team proved it's good enough to win the Big Ten.

Your regular reminder to not make social media more complicated than it needs to be. Our best-performing tweet following Novak’s win is his name.

How do you not know what Culver’s is?

Imagine if Nebraska had a linebacker with the attitude of Cale Jacobsen.

Real ones know they should've paired Andrea Petkovic with Mary Carillo on NBC for the Opening Ceremonies.

Thought Big Dom would lead Italy out.

This St. John’s-UConn game is great, but I need a Creighton-Butler game in the garden 30 minutes after the conclusion.

Richest conference in college sports is once again providing a top-notch viewing experience.

I’ve complained in years past that CBB regular season is underwhelming. Today has been electric.

Sportsbooks working hard in the replies around here tonight 👀

If this were an October afternoon in Evanston, we’d be loving it.

Roger Goodell and the NFL are gonna do anything and everything they can to make sure the Chiefs get back to the Super Bowl next year.