Some top drawer procrastination today. My sister, her fella and my dad made the shelves for my Christmas present. HIPSTERS instagram.com/p/BsnavaOntHF/…

Guys, So the news is out - I can finally announce...I’ve had three curries this week. DREAM BIG #influencer

Yorkshire smells amazing

Sheffield is absolutely beltin’ #skysedge #lovesheffield #loveyorkshire

Boris Johnson when he hears Theresa May is willing to resign to pass the deal... Accidental Partridge

‘With My little treasures, you’re more than old bones, and in some smaller measures - you’re never alone’ Will be heartbroken to say goodbye to Sheffield and these people tonight.… instagram.com/p/Bv7Hhofnw0Q/…

From my spurs pal #MCFCTOT #COYS #TottenhamHotspur ⁦The Fighting Cock⁩ ⁦Tottenham Hotspur⁩

My mate has had a Princess Leia tattoo and the boys are being typically mean about it #StarWars #princessleia #zoolander #tattoodesign

‘Who is Gareth Gates manager of now?’ #mumquotes #footballchat

Unsurprised to see that the one negative #Pride hashtag I’ve seen was a climate change sceptic who also tweeted the Californian Met office - criticising them for not predicting an earthquake 😑 #HappyPride

The country is in the balance. There is such uncertainty, huge implications to every decision you make. You need razor sharp focus over the weeks ahead. So you get a rescue puppy.

Someone just ran a sub two hour marathon. Roughly the amount of time it takes me to drive to Aldi, pick an ice cream - get home and eat it.

‘Jesse Lingard - just caught there as he was offloading’ Someone clean that up. #MUNTOT

I can confirm that the foley effect of a horse being patted in The Archers is extremely accurate. What was used?

You’d feel pretty amazing if you were walking down the street just now and you hadn’t known about #ClapForCarers ‘Christ i’m nailing it today’ #clapforNHS

I can’t remember the last time I started an Easter egg without twatting it into my forehead

UK Parliament: Dominic Cummings must be sacked - Sign the Petition! chng.it/jtSVz2Jd via Change.org UK

Siri seems to think my accent is much broader than it is... ‘Hey Siri what’s a ptarmigan?’ ‘It’s 12:56’