some dude in chinatown handed this to me with some insistence, and i gotta say…i’m offended!

i had to drop my class on egyptian gods. i thoth it would be much easier

i used to walk a lot more, but it was taking too big a stroll on my spare time

edlinforspeakerofthehouse

i tried to count up all the greenish/bluish items i own, and it really took a teal on me

for those who served, and continue to serve, thank you

i studied chemistry a long time ago but i still sulfur the consequences of it

if i had gotten into fibrous textiles at an earlier age, i might’ve felt differently about them

whenever i invite a mythical being to a party, they try to be the centaur of attention

they served contaminated food at the language convention, and afterwards i was having trouble controlling my vowels

just when i think i’ve seen blair witch project enuf times so it doesn’t scare me, i’m trying to stream on criterion channel, and it glitches out and stops every 5 mins. every other vid is fine!

nearly all my flowering, prickly plants died, so thistle have to do

no one in geology class had a good memory, so when asked for examples of metamorphic rock, no one gave a schist

initially there was a lot of interest in my jungle-mammal research, but it tapir-ed off

i was putting together an anthology about mythological creatures, but it was no faun in the end

i tried to grow a secret garden, but there were leeks to the media

snakes usually major in hissstory

i had wanted to become a shoemaker, but my dad told me i wouldn’t last

i could’ve played my synthesizer, but i wasn’t in the moog

here we go