Every day is a good day to not be a Queenslander, but today is an especially good one.

I get that Bridget McKenzie is a genuinely awful person, but I gotta say, I'm really enjoying her new 'old-timey Western film villain' aesthetic she has going on these days.

"His diet begins next week," I say thoughtfully whilst holding my cat like a baby and hand-feeding him cubes of cheese.

My husband just said the hottest thing I've ever heard in my life, like omg I have goosebumps... "I don't really want to celebrate Christmas this year"

Trash nation.

I'm predicting a popcorn shortage at my local supermarket. This final season of America is about to get interesting.

We now go live to Albo announcing another half-baked policy.

I've thought about it for about 3 seconds, and I support Albo's move to ban under 16s. Just ban them completely.

The Real Housewives are like the Marie Antoinetteses of the modern era, and I believe their cultural impact will be felt for centuries to come.

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times