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The most valuable contribution of HR departments is letting us know a TikTok trend is dead by doing it as a group

Spent all weekend acting up with this guy! Thank you Milwaukee, Cleveland, Columbus, and most importantly, Jon. #brickbyBRICK

Coming up at 1pm EAST! ALL NEW NETFLIXMAS with our hilarious friends @robbyslowik and Casey Balsham! It's a CHRISTMAS ISLAND party! Listen later on Demand too! Link in BIO

Happy Deleting Emails From Every Fuckin Store You've Ever Purchased Anything From Weekend!

Vaccines are dangerous? My man you ran for president as a Kennedy. That has a 100% fatality rate.

Yes Biden pardoned his son but don't worry, he's an old school dad. He's gonna make Hunter sit on the board of a whole carton of Ukrainian energy companies.

Haven’t been following the muppet guy drama. I’m not into Gonzo journalism.

Ok I’m officially done with Twitter now that the new ToS says Brooklyn dads can’t be defiant.

1. Murder is bad. 2. People who get multimillion-dollar bonuses for sitting atop billion-dollar empires that inflate healthcare costs and deny medically necessary procedures should still live in constant fear of it.

New York is back baby! Mayor Adams for life. Turkish embassies on every corner. Let's fucking go!

CEO of Blue Cross started carrying around his Blue Shield

These genocide reveal parties are getting out of hand

I get the symbolism of choosing those words for the bullet casings but a smarter killer would have gone with “IT” “WASN’T” “ME”

Me: It’s a three-day trip. No need to pack much. My Wife:

Sorry but if the economy is tanking and the country is in a dystopian capitalist death spiral then why is pretend money more valuable than ever??

The thing I like about having Twitter, Bluesky, and Threads is how much I hate myself by the third time I hit “post”

Wow the entire C-Suite of CVS is now locked behind plexiglass

Coming soon… A new project where me and a guest listen to a full 3 hour episode of JRE and (hopefully) live to tell the tale…