God I would die for this little moron.

GET IT FUCKING UP YA TROY PARROTT

Doomed to another season of “Well if we just win these couple games here we’ll be 4th” and then inevitably ending up 12th. Run from it. Hide from it. There is no escape.

My brothers, please. I beg of you. Just be normal.

"I'd like the phone book for Hokkaido, Japan, please." "Okay, here you go. The phone book for Hokkaido, Japan." "Thank you. May I please use your phone?" "Is it a local call?" "Y-yes..."

Shocking discovery tonight. We have found out my dog looks like Barry Keoghan.