To think I almost went to Vegas for this bullshit

That’s my boy

I know the trade happened a few weeks ago, but no one seemed to be giving the Hornets their flowers for acquiring a stud like Collin Sexton for literally nothing. So, I wrote about it myself: forbes.com/sites/matissa/…

Haha. Honestly, I was gearing up for him to finally bad mouth the Jazz franchise for the way the treated him during his tenure. He’s too classy for that

I was alive in 2004. Karl Malone never played for the Lakers. This is a lie spread by Lakers fans. Don’t fall for it

RIP, Ozzy

Seriously, stop and think of how much Brian Wilson and Ozzy Osborne are part of the collective conscious/unconscious universally. It’s crazy to think how much impact these two guys had, and now they’re both gone this year. Wild.

Big dog!

24? Damn, it’s really too bad he no longer fits the timeline

Always been a fan. Loved this guys Jazz tenure.

Happy Gilmore 2 is pretty terrible, and I had low expectations

Superman was great, it felt like Guardians meets DC in all the perfect ways

Isaiah Collier should start over WCJ. I know he didn’t look amazing in Summer League, but bro has NBA experience, has shown a lot of good signs last year, and yall are always too over obsessed with the new thing.

All I ask this coming season is for Collin Sexton to get 35+ MPG. If that happens and he plays like Wizards Jordan Poole, you can all mock me to every degree possible. But if he puts up high numbers, I’m going to be extremely annoying about it

Do you think you can even have a conversation to consider Steph is the GOAT? I’m not saying he is, but I find the idea interesting.

The moment you need to ask for it, is immediately when you don’t deserve it

Lagoon only letting down one person down a water slide at a time when there are three separate ones will always infuriate me

Weapons was one of my favorite movies in a long time. But for the love of God, don’t bring your kids, people. I saw about 10 kids in the theatre under 15. What are you doing?!