sometimes when i’m home alone i like to get on all fours in front of the fridge & go into the crisper & eat cold cut meat fresh out the package like i’m in jennifer’s body

i don’t like wishing ppl a happy belated bday it makes me uncomfortable as fuck if i missed ur birthday i’m automatically a piece of shit i dun goofed bro my bad

shut the fuck up bitch

i hate following ppl first bc if they don’t follow me back i get hella annoyed & worried like fuck bro am i not cool enough 😟

had moonshine for the first time in like 12 years tonight

i bite

hai

fumbled her tbh have fun being a lonely loser bro 😭

i fucking hate the word aesthetic so much bro what ever happened to just telling someone that u love their style

dude mamdani is insane this guy has trump on a fucking leash

goodnight gooners

ppl who are absolutely 100% not chopped need to stfu & stop calling themselves chopped

forever happy i bought this static dress top 2 yrs ago

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just fucked up some kbbq & got a 10% thanksgiving discount