Me: I wish I had an egg and cheese biscuit. Husband: McDonald’s sells breakfast all day. Me, feigning surprise: They do? Husband: Yes, want me to go? Me: That is so sweet you don’t have to. Husband: But I want to! And that is how marriage works.

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: Not even their mom: iNfLuEnCeR: “A lot of you have asked about my skin care routine...”

Been sobbing for like an hour because my mom lost this sweet baby angel tonight. She was such a great doggo #WeDontDeserveDogs 😭😭😭😭😭

Listen, I don’t have a license to drive this bed, okay sir?

For the first time in my 5 years of nursing, I almost puked doing trach care. COPIOUS thick, rocket secretions + pseudomonas = me like

My coworker just got hit in the face with a call light by a patient... Ended up with 3 stitches... Violence among healthcare workers must stop #NurseLife

My donor was a young girl who was very caring & had many hobbies. She loved school & was gonna do big things w her life. She seemed pretty freaking awesome. A beautiful soul. Admired by all. I’ll put this 💚 to good use, babe. Thank you from the bottom of ... our heart.

Today’s nutrition: coffee, cookies, and an Oreo ball I am health.

“You must see some crazy stuff working in ICU!” While I do... I also have days where I just help people poop 😂

Now I’M NERVOUS and tachy just reading that

Things to give up: - Worrying about uncontrollables - Negative self talk - Fearing change - Jealousy

When I saw Oprah interview Michelle Obama, Oprah asked how Michelle got over feeling intimidated sitting at big tables filled with smart, powerful men and Michelle said, “You realize pretty quickly that a lot of them aren’t that smart.” I think about that quote every single day.

THIS IS SO TRUE 😂😂😂

Send me all your Netflix/Hulu movies and TV show suggestions! Getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow, so I’ve got a lazy weekend ahead of me

Hospital leadership saying things to nurses like "at least you aren't the patient in the bed" to rationalize poor working conditions really grinds my gears.