The destroyer ☠️☠️☠️ Jackson to arsenal soon 🤣🤣

Carvajal these days running forward like prime Cafu, but defending like café Wi-Fi… works sometimes, gone most of the time. ☕📶😂

How much you offer isak if he leaves Newcastle

VAR exists only to rob your club, never to help it. ✅🤣

Vini dribbles like he’s playing GTA side missions but forgets the main objective is to score 😂🎮⚽

Play • Bench • Sell Pedri 🇪🇸 | Jude Bellingham 🏴 | Jamal Musiala 🇩🇪

Which winger has more TikToks than goals this season? 🎶⚽

Man Utd fans praying for a striker but the board out here signing another GK 😂 Meanwhile 14 y/o JJ Gabriel already cooking more than half the first team 🔥

Man Utd fans: ‘This is our comeback game.’ Also Man Utd: Conceding in the 10th minute 💀

Arsenal fans, before you even think of feeling sorry for Manchester United,remember how they ended our 49-game unbeaten run with the most blatant referee influence. Still the biggest daylight robbery in football history — my UTD dislike will never fade.

Bruno Miss Penalty at it again 😭

Salah trying to enter GOAT debates:

“Liverpool vs Newcastle tonight isn’t a fixture, it’s a fight. After the Isak saga, defeat is not an option for Newcastle.⚔️Come on Geordies 💪

Show me a better upgrade than this 😉

Aura 😮‍💨

28 points from 29 games so far Finished last season at no15 Finished last season with a -10 goal difference Currently no16 on the Premier league table Currently -1 goal difference It's insane how this team isn't playing in championship & still playing in the Premier league🤔

Matches🏟️ → 4 Wins✅ → 4 Loses ❌ →0 Clean sheets 🧤 → 4 Goals scored ⚽ → 14 Points ☝️ →12 I'm not even smiling btw 🤫

He came, he saw, he conquered. In all he was perfect.💙

FlopWritz taught we won’t notice, 150m overrated bum 😂