No way

Sleep Token have an actual waterfall on their new stage setup 😮‍💨

I was going to post the bit before this with the Ecoute Batard from Flo but some guy ruined it for everyone so here’s a repost of Craig’s view. Board mix + crowd mics. V satisfied with the mix so far on this one.

Metalcore Twitter be like “industry plant” this, “industry plant” that; maybe industry plant yourselves into a career here before you start speculating (incorrectly) on who has what credentials 😂

Every summer: hundreds, if not thousands of Americans take to this app to show the world, proudly, that they never leave their home country or have any clues on how the rest of the world operates and I am here for it!

Never in my wildest dreams did I think the festival that caters to the “mummy and daddy are paying for my gap year” crowd would make me consider deleting this app for a bit.

Man, the shit I would post on this website if I didn’t want to move to America permanently some day 😂

Man, imagine starting a band and someone asks what genre you are and you have to say “Swancore”because some dude on the internet

Wondering if anybody at Asda Asda Service Team can tell me; who’s idea it was to make us beg for bags at the self serve area, and do they want to bareknuckle box in South Shields Asda car park tomorrow at 12pm? Thanks

Someone I play Xbox with has a real complex about his height, talking shit to my short kings… he says “Ronnie gets it what are you like 6’1”? 6’2”?” So I told him I’m 5’10” and he’s having the biggest existential crisis I’ve ever seen. IRL he’s an inch taller than me (I’m 6’1”)

Coach just said I have to start doing abs and cardio.

If you saw that Tory who defected to #ReformUK singing her little song in the news yesterday I’m here to tell you that I did the research and she has a whole album on Spotify including her hit song ‘Insomniac’. It’s everything you think it is open.spotify.com/album/34zEjmmv… Enjoy!

Would be sick if YouTube would introduce a feature where people can only comment after they’ve watched X% of a video. Let the creator decide per video too

If you superset between machines in a public gym at peak time I want you to know I’m wishing you irreparable rotator cuff injuries.

If you’re flying through Amsterdam Schipol any time soon GOOD LUCK 😂

Call it a coincidence if you want but I’ve been waiting for my bag at Frankfurt Airport from Lufthansa for roughly an hour but every other airline seems to be sending bags out no problem. (Just so the customer service robot knows; I can see my AirTag, I know it’s down there.)

Fuck it, every successful artist from now on is an industry plant 🥴

What’s the best stray from the path song but you can only say Clockworked?