My math adds up because...Olympics. #mittlies

I believe Romney owns an entire fleet of wind-powered boats. #green

AND he needs to sit on his jacket a little.... Gives him a good line. RT Albert Brooks: If Romney sweats anymore I get a royalty.

Do you think #mitt would have gotten a haircut if he was planning on giving a victory speech?

#Audi . The official car of boys who go to the prom by themselves. #SB47

Folks that flipped over to Downton Abbey sure are going to be surprised when they switch back to #SB47

When was the last time #PaulHarvey was on the "Twitter Trend List"? #SuperBowlAds

Hey, @emgillett and #huffingtonpost: Get a room, already, would you? Sheesh... huff.to/15aUXPZ

Be Mime #candyheartrejects

Because, hey - the Buddy System works! twitpic.com/c5rqzc

"There are no stupid questions, just expensive answers" Follow @KepnerTregoe

Just moved into new apartment, went for a walk...

'007' isn't Top Five? (Really, Top TWO? Top ONE?) Oz, you disappoint me! #classic100

Settled years ago! Bigfoot = Robot from Space #AndreTheGiant #Stefanie_Powers Chris Morris ...search for Bigfoot wp.me/pTbm7-2hC

Couldn't resist. #scarlettjohanssonfallingdown

Boy, you leave the hood for a few months and it goes to Hell... Next thing you know, Diana will be dirty...

Man, I sure hope not! That would be a rare plot misstep! RT i bet bond related to blofeld MI6 HQ Js #spectre

One cassingle to rule them all. #Batdance #AwesomeXPN

Why doesn't South Carolina pay Greece to fly the #ConfederateFlag ? Win-win! #GreekCrisis

When did the Shoney's night assistant manager become a relief pitcher for the #Mets? #WorldSeries