"I just love driving across the rolling hills." Jeff Keni Pulver 🌻 on why he's flying in to KC, and driving to #140conf SmallTown

I hope everyone is enjoying #NationalMushroomMonth! Better enjoy a Chicken & Mushroom Quesadilla to celebrate! #NowEatThisDiet!

“Ashley Tisdale: Worked out extra hard so I don't feel guilty about my cheat night tonight! Pad Thai and Thai iced tea? #YESPLEASE”

Dicks.

We put together a killer friday music mix for Mexican Independence Day… bump this in the office: bit.ly/qKzwgu

My propeller

Getting up now, oh fuck no.

I love him?

Yes, it's a him. Problem cunts?

#legit

Food.

Who wants to sleep in a city that never wakes up.

Wooohoooooooooo fucking score!

Who are you running away from?

Canon cameras are just amazing, Nikons are a no.

Might get insanely and abnormally drunk tonight. #youinbitch

True romance can't be achieved these days

Hipster cunts everywhere oh my lol

If we didn't already love the Orbit G2 Stroller already, this makes us love it even more: http://ow.ly/6wCtJ

Nike shoukd be illegal seriously.