men be like "i need a real bitch" whole time he a real bitch

i’m jealous of people who fall asleep fast, like dang so nothing’s on your mind huh

decidindo que roupa vou usar na defesa do meu tcc em vez de ta fazendo ele

se são sempre mulheres a liderar um trabalho de grupo como é que são sempre homens a liderar um país

Every time I think I have a new hobby it turns out I just like to buy stuff.

no talking stage, you either look at the moon and think of me or it’s over

Being easily laughable is soooo funnnnn. Everyone’s like. That wasn’t even funny. Like okay whatever. I’m the most joyous one here

walking behind people that walk slow😭

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

Oh my kids r gonna hate me 😭

"you're so quiet" thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

Passa das 20h e ainda há luz no céu AMO-TE HORÁRIO DE VERÃO

to be just as selfish as they are

I'm aware of it all unfortunately