pesa kidogo ushaanza kulipa helb loan

This weather is perfect for "shika uone vile ilikuwa imekumiss" and other unholy touches but we don't always get what we want.

Can we shoot our shots to companies we would love to work in under this tweet?

Nimekua kua hii app miaka mingi kushinda miaka zangu

My intentions when I invite you for a sleep over

"Don't call us, we shall call you."

Wenye mliapply kazi ya kra how did you get your NSSF number i dont have one and that whatsapp bot haina option ya kuregister

Lakini mapenzi imenionyesha dust nishwai lea katoto ka ndume ingine miezi saba until morio wangu akaamua kunichanua

Monied men hutumia madem vibaya because deep down wanajua hawangekuwa na pesa those women wouldn't want anything to do with them.

Girls who act like they got no feelings love the hardest.

Unadhani ni petite kumbe kaliacha kumeza dawa virus imekalemea💔😂

Kenyans must be careful who they give power to lead them…they might spend the next 5 years settling old scores

Kuna mtu aliniambia hoteli huwa zinaweka githeri panadol ndio iive haraka.

When you fall so hard and your stepson laughs at you Me;

😍

Mbwa wewe

Kichwa ni yako ama yangu bro