Look at this MAN pretending to know what I'd do. PATH-ET-IC

I wish someone would violate my ceasefire

I wish someone would forcibly make me shake.

What is the worst way to cook eggs? I'm not going to do a poll because that is beneath me. The answer is fried.

It hasn't even been 28 years since 28 days later, so someone has really fucked up there.

I've taken 10 tablets. 5 different types. I've not checked whether you can take them together. Now I'm going to drink a bottle of wine.

It's harder than you think to create an AI image of Princess Diana giving Captain Tom a blowjob in heaven.

I've decided to become a criminal.

If you go to Glastonbury the week after the festival, it's free, and you can shit anywhere you want. #Glastonbury

Just been over on Bluesky. Everything is in timeline order and everyone is being nice to each other. Not for me.

I'm fascinated by the toilets in service stations

Still amazed that The Bible was so specific in forbidding shops with 280 square metres of floor space to open for over 6 hours on a Sunday.

Crazy that we all die. Whatever you do tomorrow simply doesn't matter.