This has been a tough year for cataloguing fun tweets because this place has become a morass of insane bullshit, which has always been the case, but it’s now lacking a certain whimsy. Nevertheless, my FAVE tweets of 2024:

I have inserted my hand deep into my own butthole. To most, this idea sounds absurd. What’s the point? It’s actually incredibly strategic & I believe I’ve pinpointed why I’ve done this… 🧵

TV screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development reportedly hacked to display a possibly AI generate video of Kremlin asset Trump, code name Krasnov, licking oligarch Elon Musk’s feet. #3E #EndOligarchy

Have leftists ever thought about adopting non-leftist political positions that everyone will see through immediately and consider phony and half-heartedly adopted? Cause if not then it sounds like you guys aren’t serious about winning elections or power….

📸 leaning into more studio portrait photography between tours! if you’re in the NYC / Brooklyn area & looking for a comfy cozy & safe environment for new photos - I’m your girl! created a mailing list so you can be the first to know when books are open!❣️jamiehrice.com/studio

Shut tf upppppp lol

Nice

I got so close to having sex with my wife today. I'll keep you guys posted. Death to Israel.

A friend of Robert Morales (far left) tells me he was a loving husband, father, and friend. He was a founding member of the iconic restaurant Gordos Cuban Cuisine . A graduate of FSU in the early 90’s. Helped design restaurants in the Student Union. Here he is with Mike Norvell WESH 2 News

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Even Cuomo’s paid canvassers are voting for Zohran Kwame Mamdani 🫡

SUCK MY DICK Andrew Cuomo

Be a shame if we all blasted the email address ICE is using to recruit ex federal agents. [email protected]

Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

To the people of the United States of America