2018 год, центр Берлина - Александерплац, метро. На входе стоит мужик и играет на аккордеоне "Виновата ли я".

Hey, friend. Were you a smart kid who always heard about how smart you were and are now not feeling so smart? Are you, in fact, feeling fairly shitty about yourself? This thread is for you.

Bummer of the day: seems like Europe is not aware of McDonald's cheese dip... I can't even...

Oh boy, living in 10 min walk from Brandenburger Tor makes me regret a bit that I'm not into football and don't feel the celebration vibes myself :)

The way we programmers explain what we've written

Security check at TXL got closed due to some emergency right when I was about to go through the gates, everybody was guided outside. After half an hour I was the first one in; security check + boarding + walking from the gate to the airplane done in under 5m. A personal record.

Испания, день второй: сижу на пляже, хочу варёной кукурузы, а есть только тайка, предлагающая массаж и торговец полотенцами 😭

Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: i'm r i p e Banana at 8am that morning: HAHAHA I'M ROTTEN BOOOOOOOOY, WELCOME TO BROWN TOWN.

Россия: оплата пейпасс, оплата картой, которая а твоей мобилке. Германия: нет, мы не принимаем мастеркард сегодня. Оплата картой от 10 евро, банкомат в километре, комиссия за съем наличных 4 евро. Пейпасс? ЧЕГОБЛЯДЬ? чего ты мне телефон тычешь? Налик неси

So we ordered a coffee while in a train, and I remembered that we don't have enough cash to pay for it. Was nervous for a second, but then the attendant said that we can pay with a card as well. In a train that goes through the middle of nowhere. I missed it so much!

And I just withdrew cash without getting my card out 💸

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Один из основателей Хаб-кафе приготовил для гостей #ulcamp около ТЫСЯЧИ чашек кофе. Запечатлено Evgeniy Okhotnikov

Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

Если бы полицейские были, как программисты, то по ночам наряжались в бэтменов и боролись с преступностью в свое удовольствие.

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Just so I’m clear, laptop stickers are the tech equivalent of prison tattoos right?

don’t worry guys this definitely isn’t based on my real life and is totally not what happens every time i go home from work