My Teams meetings always end SO awkwardly and it's not clear when to leave. So I made live end credits. (no post credits scene)

Ask not what your #application can do for your #database, ask what your database can do for your application! Let our managed #cloud #DBaaS guide you to clearer skies ahead! buff.ly/2RMD5sp

We published our RavenDB Workshops for the next 3 months. workshops.ravendb.net/summer-2021

His name was Robert Paulson #meatloaf

Look out for the Papal smoke: white for off the hook, grey if they're burning the report.

The Industry has too much gatekeepers as it is but the UK gov want to gatekeep even more. Have your say in this survey that's so hell bent on turning the security industry into that of the legal practice and healthcare professionals. dcms.eu.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_3w…

It has begun!

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The entire country at the thought of Boris Johnson becoming Prime Minister again. (sound up)

I'm not a parody account. You're a parody species.

10 years on twitter and also 10 years running! Bit of news bit of an update, next Meetup will be Thursday 6th April from 6.30pm at GCU Union however we're going to be on the hunt for another venue so any suggestions are welcome. A few reasons but the union shuts over summer etc

This Thursday, 6 April at UWS Paisley! Professor Dame Jocelyn Bell-Burnell: 'Bursts, bangs and things that go bump in the night'. Everyone welcome! Book your free ticket in Eventbrite! eventbrite.com/e/professor-da… #physics #astronomy #physicsscotland #astronomyscotland #ukastronomy

Did last night really happen? We had the incredible Professor Dame Jocelyn Bell Burnell giving a guest lecture at UWS. I can't believe I organised this and pulled it off! What an honour! She was wonderful and a real inspiration! Thanks to her, women like me can study physics!

That says everything about tech interviews. 30+ years of experience, multiple recommendations and still being asked to live code *without* access to the internet.

AWS will finish all your budget