Oh, you airborne asshats and five-jump fuckwits, congrats on your dipshit holiday celebrating hurling your dumb asses outta flyin' tin cans that ain't even broken! What a buncha suicidal sky-diving morons! I kid because I love ya’ll, Happy Airborne Day. HOOAH!

That’s good advice.

It’s true.

This dude's a goddamn legend—lucked out big time watching him and his ragtag band slay live, then the bastard ships me a signed care package straight to hell's sandbox. Absolute baller.

Essentially the female GP Mediums 🤮 🤢 🤮

It is decidedly so.

💀

It was reversed for me, I tried looking tough in my 1st and was happy I was getting a DD-214 in the last.

What in the fuckface actual is this?

“Sir if you need to tinkle go now I don’t want to have to help you buckle in the whole trip” (Insert your own LT joke below…I tried)

“Hey Carl, what did you do over the weekend?”

It’s for the troops I mean c’mon, I’m assuming DMs are open in this group? 🤣

Sounds legit.

🎯

Thanks Jesus, I needed that.

I took pride when him was done but in the middle I always contemplated having the Korean ladies do it

Where my OIF/OEF vets at?

No words needed.

If FML was a person.

Happy Friday #REDFriday