Watch Borders MSYPs @SYPimage2change Finlay Duff MSYP & Scott Redmond on SVT2 talking about [email protected] us 33mins in svtplay.se/video/1441592/…

YOU only live once... i'm Buddhist, Infite lives, yo

About to go on stage, wish me luck... Or dont, i dont care, do what you want.

Aww, poor Paulo Di Canio, losing his job, in this economic climate. How will he add to his innevitable millions now? Nazi gold, i'm guessing

My instrument has decided that it's male, and will be called the Guytar from now on

Have i toad you my amphibian jokes? Never nind, u frogot them anyway...

#FilmPrequels Midnight Snack at Tiffanys, Les Slightly Unhappy, Pregnant Mia, Terminal Illness Hard, Mission Briefing Impossible

"this call may be heard by a small aquatic mammal" "why?" "its being recorded for training porpoises"

Buy upright parts of your room for large semi-aquatic mammals at Walrus Walls'R'Us

A horse- "faaaaaaaaaaaacceeeeee" barman- "hey, why the long face?"

@hollzbellz standing, like a horse?

@hollzbellz hang from the ceiling like a bat

I always wanted to be an American football player, but i'll settle on being a pilot instead as long as i can still shout "TOUCHDOWN"

Why did the polygamist cross the road? To get to the other bride

Who likes to rock the youth-led charitable political organisation? I like to rock the youth-led charitable political organisation #syp52

I really miss my alcohol, but you know what they say; "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder"

As I sit calmly, watching the rain running down my window. I think to myself; "I really wish i hadn't locked myself out"

Here is a stand-up performance by me a coupla nights ago. Watch and stuff please peeps youtube.com/watch?v=XpxE0r…

Look at me doing all like jokes nd stuff, im so talented like what; youtube.com/watch?v=-7C27i…

You know, I basically don;t exist on here anymore, so you should all just like this instead; facebook.com/RedmanRulez/ #VivaLaRedvolution