Hello twitter! I'm so excited to be here! Boo yah! I mean science stuff..

So what what the fuck is this? Is this like some sort of journal entry.. could be useful I guess.. about as useful as morty! Haha yeah!!

Log update.. I just took a shit. That's how this works right? Yep pretty sure it is! #JustTookAShit

Uhhh Morty is being a bigger bitch than usual

Y'know what.. I'm gonna invent a a bottomless bottle of alcohol

Hey bri urso any chance I can harvest your organs and use them for my research?

Sure is a great day to do some shit

Summer said I should try these #hashtag things out.. she won't leave me alone so here goes #GoawaySummer #Mortyisstupidhaha #Hitthesackjack

Been inventing shit.. What've I missed?