Did you see the northern poop lights

Why do i love palworld so much

You can do anything you want in life that’s why i was in bed until 1pm today

6 pack

I cant believe its almost 2027

Saying “I’d rather shit in my hands and clap” completely unprompted

When a crow laughs at something it’s called CAWmedy

White people be like *zombie from call of duty scream*

Please remain calm, we’re dispatching Mr Beast to your location

Accidentally selected medium for my large coffee cup at the gas station so i drank a little bit of it and then ran medium again and it overflowed still

Giving myself a papercut on my lingual frenulum

My ideal twitter follow would be an actual goose attempting to use a smartphone

Accidentally getting laundry detergent on my balls

Mr east oh i thought you said mr beast

Mr beast liquified $50,000 and gave me an enema with it

Killing myself because the palworld mobile alpha test is only available in japan and korea

International Hen’s day. Silence Not shocked

Post-nut Hannity

Listing a piece of my crap on depop

Bro you smell like a digimon