“But how would you feel if South Park targeted you?” My reactionary friend, if I were ever culturally significant enough to have a caricature of me made on South Park, I’d consider that an absolute win.

Nothing has made my narcolepsy less symptomatic than CBN. Wish I could find a doctor treating with this stuff. It’s so understudied. Whoever decided to start treating narcolepsy with “just CBT” is a monster. Therapy isn’t going to make your brain produce orexin.

I’ve been burned in this industry for calling out abusers and liars. My career will never be as successful as it could’ve been. Idgaf. Vindication is bittersweet. I wish no one had to be hurt this way. Never put clout before your convictions. Anime isn’t worth your soul.

So Cade Watts is working on a Phantom Menace edit that adds the Dooku plotline in, fleshes out his relationship with Qui Gon and Mace, and even has an original scene where Obi Wan and Padme have a conversation about his relationship with Qui Gon. It adds so much context!

Everyone’s clowning on Star Wars Theory for saying “Vader wouldn’t tolerate that”. But just remember the one time Anakin saw attempted SA against Padme in Clone Wars, he went berserk. So I dunno. Maybe he associates creeps with Clovis. Let my boy StarWarsTheory LIVE.

You could never make a character accurate Prequel musical the way several have for the Original trilogy. Because let’s be honest, Anakin would get sulky and refuse to sing. Meanwhile, Obi Wan would have a few too many drinks and never stop.

Discourse nowadays: When anecdote agrees with me - Lived experience When anecdote disagrees with me - Trauma dumping When case supports me - Listen to victims When case disproves me - Hoax by bad faith actor Don’t pretend your side doesn’t do it.

“Why does Leia randomly have a British accent in that one scene!?” Has anyone considered she was making fun of Tarkin, the person she is talking to? It’s on brand!

Bringing Mara Jade into canon would be so easy. Just make her Vader’s apprentice (RIP Starkiller). Say Palpatine gave her to Vader to train as an assassin. That makes it easy for Palpatine to manipulate her into wanting to kill Luke; she believes he killed her Master.

Alright, enough. I’ve caught up on all the Star Wars shows. I need to stop before I trip and accidentally adapt Heir to the Empire into a screenplay — WHOOPS.

😾💎 #jjba #jjbafanart #jojo

How in the world did the discourse become “If you want Luke Skywalker back then you’re a nostalgia-blinded CHUD who hates women!” I think a hero like Luke who has the power to defeat evil with violence but actively chooses compassion and love is a good thing, actually???

I never liked Joseph much in the original King of the Hill series, but in the revival he’s somehow become my favorite? Every single line out of his mouth is GOLD!

So many of the ice cream treats I grew up with are now just “frozen dairy dessert”. Not even close enough to ice cream to be called that. More expensive than ever for low quality crap deceptively marketed as the same. I hate this time period.

Excuse me. Star Wars isn’t just for men. But for the women and children too!!!

Juste Belmont, Sypha Belnades. ⚡🖐️⚡ #CastlevaniaNocturne