working before and after Christmas is crazy

me laughing at the joke I haven't told yet 😂 😭

someone must hate me fr , how I wake with a flat and all my cars batteries are dead

idc how drunk or fried i am once i touch that steering wheel i lock in

Y’all be havin ㊙️🈲㊗️ on ya back whole time it say hibachi benihana teriyaki

I've been going to Walmart everyday & putting 6 eggs in my jacket 🤭😂

Patrick Mahomes Super Bowl losses: 2 Dak Prescott Super Bowl losses: 0

was on that test like “i ain’t pick B in a while so it must be C”

The internet has zero chill

me passing the sweet old lady that’s driving the speed limit

Confidence seems cocky to those who are insecure. 💎 🌹

I desperately need a vacation

prime twitter really was a timeee

largos los diaz y los sueños no se van

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gods plan

blessed that my business blowing up on tiktok but getting 400 messages daily is stressful