The second part of my Hallowe'en ghost story double bill premieres tonight at 8.30 - Man-Size in Marble by Edith Nesbit youtu.be/1Ug2Uj1Xhzo via YouTube

My new favourite YouTube comment! #voiceactor #audiobook The Damn Good Group

The Room in the Tower by E F Benson premieres at 7pm on YouTube! youtu.be/_y-1CH1GBu4 #ghost #ghoststory #audiobooks #audiobooknarrator

Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers. This hatred gradually developed from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence. It took time. #GenocidePreventionDay

Strange to feel uncomfortable as the platform beneath you self-destructs, yet to take comfort from the thought that the Krell machine might not after all have outlived its creators.

"We had no doubt whatever that what we saw was the track of a bare foot, and one that showed more bones than flesh." M R James's classic ghost story ‘A Warning to the Curious’ premieres tonight at 7pm GMT on YouTube. youtu.be/Xrhc2Akkg5E

Wonderful to see Ben Fensome’s hilarious, thought-provoking @Buff_ThePlay, brilliantly played by @davidoreilly25 and directed by Scott Le Crass. One more performance on Sunday at @VAULTFestival. See it!

I’m just heading to Dover and nipping across to France for some tomatoes. Yep, it’s the post-Brexit version of the booze cruise – the tom cruise.

Frogmore Cottage. Available soon on HeirBnB.

“How do you say ‘Do not use power tools’ in French?” “Ne Makita pas.”

Today has been a spectacularly bad day for you, BBC. My trust in you and your ability to stand up to the government has never been lower. #Lineker #Attenborough

Poor Narcissus has been reincarnated as a blue tit and fallen in love with his reflection in the kitchen door handle. All his displaying and posturing are for nought, alas. #Springwatch #birds #selflove

March, you’ve got the lion/lamb thing the wrong way round.

Back of my Polling Card for local elections. For 1st time, photo ID is required. Card gives many options for elderly or those with disability. None, NONE, for younger or student voters. The policy is simply biased against younger voters, designed to suppress their vote.

I don’t understand my neighbours. They said we were having a Coronation Street Party, then looked at me really weirdly when I turned up dressed as Ena Sharples. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Thrilled to be in a staged reading of Guido Lippe’s hilarious, Orton-esque farce Out of Control, with a fab cast including Sally Dexter. Great to be part of another writing festival co-helmed by the powerhouse @RikkiBB . Saturday 4pm - come and see us! kingsheadtheatre.com/whats-on/out-o…

wickedly dark funny cleverly written staged reading of a new play by Guido Lippe #outofcontrol King's Head Theatre fabulous cast lead by Richard Crowest Mel 🕷 & me well entertained ! thank you 🤗💕👍🏻👏👏👏

This is happening more and more often, and it's theft, even if hidden clauses buried in contracts make it impossible to prosecute. #StopAIStealingtheShow

Someone said I should make a bucket list, so I did. We’ve got seven of them, ranging from the plastic mop bucket with the spinny thing to an old galvanised pail with mint growing in it. What happens now?

Nightjars are so retro, still communicating by dial-up modem. #Springwatch