Getting a tan on, having a beer, bob Marlys on in the background, wife’s tanning behind me. This is what I imagine the garden of Eden felt like #expand #LANK

Hex sere ?

Don’t let a white boy catch a vibe before mini golf #expand

I miss Todd Gurley

After chili Chili’s #LANK #expanding

Woke up still hammered, masters on the tv, pretzels, it’s gonna be a banger Saturday

Update… still buzzing never been in this position before. Considering drinking again what do I do ?

Double fisting💪 Always remember your roots

Physically is this fuck ass class, mentally in the middle of the lake 10 down watching the sun set with country in the background #crunchtime

How is driving so hard for some people ? Grow up

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Find your own happiness some times… Imma go drink now

Bullpen for tn #expand

Busch Peach is better than Busch Apple

Dropping random ball players hope you enjoy 1) LaGerrett Blunt 2) Danny Amendola 3) Emanuel Sander 4) Fran Tarkenton 5) Travis Fulham 6) Tyson Chandler 7) Jason Williams 9) Pete Marovich 10) Prince Fielder

Each option is worse then the next

Bitch it’s race day

If ZYN made a dill pickle flavor id jump right back in the game

A select few will understand this, hung, watching a tom Brady documentary, fuck I miss tom Brady in the league

Oh how I’ve miss college #Back