Falafel to go now a fiver 🪦

My mouth is burning with hate for the sprouts that I just got fuck me they are too bitter I want to die roots fruits and shoot me in the face

It’s classist to hate the word fart

U know nobody can fuck about w me if I smell like firewood and carbonara

DJ FUNK I CANT 💔 Rest in peace to one of my absolute favourite djs of all time we’ve truly lost a legend

I’d rather have a pigeon as a midwife than to honour the royal family

I love the goddess boys so much

The way that mums just plonk their babies into a pool after they’ve finished drowning school like the baby is a plopping lush bath bomb

Don the apprentice jockey was right too tired of broken hearts and losing at this game

hoes b fonin

your true self is not defined by your body

Tits out for tuna pasta

Sign this petition to help end the factory farming of sweet, intelligent and such fascinating animals - octopuses 🐙 ❤️ tinyurl.com/3xp8wwud Literally takes 10 secs

Honestly you just have to be daft

Being on your last breath from your pals adding more to the joke n dying PATTER ATTACK

Obi wan kenobi no dae that

Telling ravensara about how this gal that I was lesbian lovers with now has a child n she said she’s got she’s got a waaaaain

I’ve made the most delicious wild garlic vegan butter from scratch I’m gonna cry with how good it is

Some gal in America has named her cat mr selleck Didn’t even know selleck was a name Haha hail hail mon the selleck

We cannot detect moisture as we don’t have those receptors on our skin. We’ll only feel the cold or pressure from the movement of water. We not frogs! On that note as I’m sitting on this train seat is the seat wet or are my buttcheeks cold? I can’t ask a local frog right now