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this came to me in a dream

This from Dragonball Zeeheehee?

🔴 FLASH INFO - 🇺🇦🇷🇺 L’auteur de l’attaque contre le pont de Crimée à été identifié, il s’agit d’un indépendantiste Tchétchène de 32 ans, connu sous le nom d’Hidman Kotchimov.

« recette de la flemme » et tu les vois sortir une poêle et une planche à découper

Imaginez la France se plante et au lieu d'envoyer des lance-roquettes en Ukraine, lui fait parvenir 15 caisses de lance-croquettes 🤯 juste l'énorme bourde diplomatique à mon avis cela serait terrible !!!

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14 ans: Brevet 16 ans: Code 17 ans: Bac 18 ans: Permis 20 ans: CDI 22 ans: Construction maison 23 ans: Mariage 24 ans: 1er enfant 26 ans: 2ème enfant 28 ans: Construction terrasse 30 ans: Numéro spécial de Society sur moi 😎 Seul les vrais ont réussi ou réussiront à faire cela

Some of the nice things about fall are going to bed when it's dark, and waking up when it's dark and going to work when it's still dark and getting off when it's dark eating dinner in the dark embrace the dark become the dark

Frankie Muniz says Bryan Cranston is developing a ‘Malcolm in the Middle’ revival (via Fox News)

BREAKING: Kanye West has been BANNED from the Islamic Republic of Iran. Ayatollah Khomeini has stated that "while I strongly support his antisemitism, I cannot stand by a man who hasn't dropped a good song in a decade"

my school bullied this girl all year and on prom night she was crowned queen only for her guard to be down, so they poured pig's blood on her and she turned out to be a raging telekinetic and she started killing everyone in the room

So like it looks like Elon honestly did buy Twitter thinking he could stop people from making fun of him on Twitter and that's just so fucking sad and funny.